I have been touched by His noodly appendage!
Finally a religion that makes sense! Rather than a mysterious being that is everywhere at once, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a tangible, actual god. He created a mountain, some trees, a midgit, everything else in the universe and has declared every Friday to be a religious holiday. Also, His afterlife has not only a stripper factory, but also a beer volcano! I am proud to say that I am now a Pastafarian. But the evil secular humanists won't let us teach about how His Noodlyness created life in public school, but if the Christians get intelligeng design into schools, maybe we can!